If you know my child, you know that he says some pretty funny stuff. His teacher, bless her heart, wrote down some of the best ones. For your reading pleasure, I give you Silly Sayings by Braeden.
1.22.09 - My Daddy poots a lot.
2.3.09 - If you get hit by a stunky (skunk) then you will really have to take a shower. Mrs. M, isn't stunky a hard word, a really hard word?
11.25.08 - I am thankful for my daddy.
2.20.09 - What is a watch? Tells you what time church day is.
How do you celebrate your birthday? Get a cake with fire on it.
Tee-hee.... I am going to tell everyone I know about the first one!